HOLY CRAP!!! I AM SUPER PUMPED RIGHT NOW!!! i just watched conquest on the history channel. it was all about the techniques and weapons of the ninja. FUCKIN' A. man, i'm about to totally flip out and kill a whole town then wail on my guitar and pork like 17 hot babes. that show was totally sweet. man. ninjas truly do have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!! if you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!

i can't stop thinking about ninjas.

for those of you who are unenlightened go here right now unless you want your head cut off by a ninja!!!

and... if you don't know what i'm talking about... you have lost all of any respect i might have had for you... heh.