so i don't normally read bash.org (an archive of irc conversations basically)... but tim showed me this one... and it's fucking brilliant:

glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
glome> Who me?!
content> Yes you!
glome> Couldn't be!
content> Then WHO?!!
glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

ha.