will's blog...

because YOUR life sucks...

Monday, January 12, 2004

well... blogging... alright... nothing to blog about... heh.

like my profile said ealier, the porky's movies are totally awesome. cinematic genius.

how about some poems i wrote for english:

i play computer games and like to cheat,
whoa, look at me, i'm really 1337!

school is oh so boring
on tests i must be high-scoring
i don't want to go,
but i must, and lo-
the teachers act like hermann goering

i once had a dog named meaty
he really was quite a sweety
he pranced and he jumped,
but then went on to hump
now we have many puppies, so petite-y

This haiku is deep.
It is philosophical.
It is pure genius.

hmm, what is haiku?
it is a kind of poem.
oh really? that's cool.

This one day I was
walking down the street and then
I was all "SNIPER!"

yeah, that's about it... good times...