will's blog...

because YOUR life sucks...

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

so i just got back from seeing napoleon dynamite... finally.

man, that movie is freakin' sweet. omfg... i have a new hero in life...

oh, and i finally figured out why i've never had very good luck with the ladies and how i can improve it: i really need to work on my nunchuck and bow-hunting skills.

maybe someday, when i get those skills up to par and i finally become lead singer in a punk band... maybe then i'll get the girls...

hehe.

Monday, September 27, 2004

my computer imaging class makes me want to play with photoshop... as a direct result i have updated my photoblog again...

i'll probably keep making random things and posting as time goes on...

heh.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

ha:

rabidfishmonkey: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
rabidfishmonkey: THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
RicThaStik: wait
RicThaStik: is it "into" or "in two"
RicThaStik: i never understood
rabidfishmonkey: ha
rabidfishmonkey: you know, i'm not sure
RicThaStik: exactly
RicThaStik: nobody will ever fucking know
RicThaStik: i bet he realized it was a pun
RicThaStik: so he built the song around it
rabidfishmonkey: wow, i have so much more respect for papa roach now

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also, i posted my computer imaging project in my photoblog (photoshop work).
if you're a gamer it'll be funny, if not... well... still, it ain't bad for my first real photoshop project, so look anyway...

the project is something that we in the industry like to call a 'subvertisement'. ooooh.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

statement: i need to update my photo blog.

comment if you agree.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

so, as a few of you know, whenever i take that one personality test that gives you the four letter acronym i always get ENTP. this always makes me happy because the description of that person type is perfect for me. i'm gonna post one website's description of ENTP's (a.k.a. me). it is eerily accurate and every single point contained within is true about me.

i suggest you read it if you want to get to know me better in a hurry. hehe.

(i've italicized important points)
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"Clever" is the word that perhaps describes ENTPs best. The professor who juggles half a dozen ideas for research papers and grant proposals in his mind while giving a highly entertaining lecture on an abstruse subject is a classic example of the type. So is the stand-up comedian whose lampoons are not only funny, but incisively accurate.

ENTPs are usually verbally as well as cerebrally quick, and generally love to argue--both for its own sake, and to show off their often-impressive skills. They tend to have a perverse sense of humor as well, and enjoy playing devil's advocate. They sometimes confuse, even inadvertently hurt, those who don't understand or accept the concept of argument as a sport. (you're telling me. and yes, very rarely it does make me feel bad. ;) - will)

ENTPs are as innovative and ingenious at problem-solving as they are at verbal gymnastics; on occasion, however, they manage to outsmart themselves. This can take the form of getting found out at "sharp practice"--ENTPs have been known to cut corners without regard to the rules if it's expedient -- or simply in the collapse of an over-ambitious juggling act. Both at work and at home, ENTPs are very fond of "toys"--physical or intellectual, the more sophisticated the better. They tend to tire of these quickly, however, and move on to new ones.

ENTPs are basically optimists, but in spite of this (perhaps because of it?), they tend to become extremely petulant about small setbacks and inconveniences. (Major setbacks they tend to regard as challenges, and tackle with determination.) ENTPs have little patience with those they consider wrongheaded or unintelligent, and show little restraint in demonstrating this. However, they do tend to be extremely genial, if not charming, when not being harassed by life in general.

In terms of their relationships with others, ENTPs are capable of bonding very closely and, initially, suddenly, with their loved ones. Some appear to be deceptively offhand with their nearest and dearest; others are so demonstrative that they succeed in shocking co-workers who've only seen their professional side.
(yay for awkward ways to show feelings for others - will)
ENTPs are also good at acquiring friends who are as clever and entertaining as they are. Aside from those two areas, ENTPs tend to be oblivious of the rest of humanity, except as an audience -- good, bad, or potential.

Additionally, I've noticed that ENTPs have the need to have areas of expertise/excellence/uniqueness in which they are second to none.
(see, it's not my fault i'm such an asshole about anything i do that is in any way better than something you do... hehe... - will)
I've never beaten an ENTP at his/her own game--not in the final analysis. (e.g., just tonight, my neighbor who is recuperating from an illness received a call from an ENTP friend offering his special recipe for tea. The instructions required only the finest ingredients, a particular brand of orange juice, tea made with a ball--none of those horrid teabags--..., which will of course make the best tea of which he himself drinks 50 gallons each winter!)

Some Famous ENTPs:

U.S. presidents:
John Adams, 2nd US president
James A. Garfield (who could reportedly write Latin with one hand and Greek with the other, simultaneously)
Rutherford B. Hayes
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt

Alexander the Great
Confederate General J. E. B. Stuart
Sir Walter Raleigh
Thomas Edison
Lewis Carrol (Alice in Wonderland)
Julia Child
Suzanne Pleshette
George Carlin
Valerie Harper
John Candy
John Sununu
Weird Al Yankovick
Marilyn Vos Savant
Alfred Hitchcock
Tom Hanks
David Spade
CĂ©line Dion

Fictional:
Mercutio, from Romeo and Juliet
Horace Rumpole, from John Mortimer's Rumpole of the Bailey series
Dorothy L. Sayers's detective Lord Peter Wimsey
"Q" (Star Trek--The Next Generation)
Shirley Feeney (Laverne and Shirley)
Bugs Bunny
Wile E. Coyote
Jon Davis's Garfield

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courtesy of http://www.typelogic.com/entp.html

Saturday, September 18, 2004

someday i'm gonna be the lead singer in a punk band...

someday.

Friday, September 17, 2004

and now, a blog full of happy things:

- took my first government test last tuesday, i think i did well. i'll find out next tuesday.

- wrote my first humanities essay and turned it in this morning. glad i got it done... ugh, it sucked.

- i got to go to lunch with brittany, a extremely hardcore/cool person (her xanga description of me made me feel bad that i had not blogged about my plans to go have lunch with her ;) ) from church camp, today. tim came along and seemed to enjoy it. and it was at beuno... always good. heh.

- tonight i'm gonna go see 'supersize me' in the library on campus as part of the comet theatre program. been wanting to see that for quite some time. it'll be good.

- tommorow i'm going to a magic the gathering prerelease tournament. yes, it's nerdy... but damn it's fun. heh. hopefully i'll win some more cards as i usually do and perhaps even break my 3-1 streak and achieve the big 4-0 record this time.

all in all it's been a pretty good end of the week, and the weekend promises to be just a good. the only bad part was writing that damn essay, but now that it's over with i'm happy. heh.

anyway... college is cool. life is cool. and stuff is cool.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

someday i will meet her...

or perhaps i already have... then someday i will realize it...

regardless...

someday......





yeah, i apologize for the angst... this is when it's bad to have a blog...

Saturday, September 11, 2004

it has recently come to my attention that my blog is beginning to suck. lack of content and all.

well... FUCK YOU.*

how's that for content.

i'll probably blog at length about college life and all that fun stuff later tonight or tommorow...







*i mean this in the best way possible :)

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

sometimes i forget just how incredibly awesome NIN is...

then i listen to some...

and am quickly reminded...

Thursday, September 02, 2004

HOLY SHIT. i had forgotten just how frickin' awesome the first starship troopers movie is. makes me wanna go get slaughtered a big bug. seriously. so damn cool.

go get em' roughnecks! mobile infantry forever!

heh... good times...