"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."

- H. L. Mencken Smart Set Magazine December 1919

*revision*

i'm a melodramatic little emo bitch. all the time.

i can just hide it sometimes.





i want to blog more, but not right now. i want to do something right now.

i'm a melodramatic little emo bitch. sometimes.

this is bullshit.

my college experience is just turning to shit. it has been since day 1.

sleep deprevation is fun... and profitable...

arrested development is quite possibly one of the best shows ever. ever.

scarlett johannson is ridiculously hot... but she should have stayed a redhead. which means i guess i'll have to see the island... damn... was trying to avoid that.

people, in general, just need to chill that fucking bitch out. yes, "freedom go to hell" indeed.

God bless the internet. well, not all of the internet.

economics should be renamed "applied advanced common sense"

internet consumerism = awesomeness for both parties.

greed + bigotry + sex + the american dream + stratification + 'fuck yeah' = america (mainly 'fuck yeah', which is why this country still rocks the shit, cause we really are trying, we just get a little misguided from time to time.) ( i think i just coined the concept of the 'fuck yeah' factor. w00t!)

spiderman is the best superhero. to argue otherwise is heresy.

ddr is fun, even if you suck. which i don't... completely.

motivation is not the same as initiative. unfortunately.

pandas>three-toed sloths>koalas>rhinos>everything else, and that is the true order of the animal kingdom. oh, spider monkeys are pretty bitchin' as well.

tennis shoes, while not often on my feet, have their uses.

the need to shave is nature and society teaming up to make people less efficient.

mitch hedburg was a genius. on a related note: "popsicles are for the summertime."

anime is silly. it is also good--in the same way movies can be good. to relegate all of anime to the "bad" category is the same as saying all movies or all books are "bad." it is a method of storytelling, not the story itself. but mainly it's just silly.

luigi bangs peach all the time. everyone in the mushroom kingdom knows it, but no one is willing to admit it.

i missed the state of the union. no, wait, i saw last years. <--- spicy burn-sauce!

ebaum's world sucks... dot com.

jolt gum is pretty good. for gum. i guess.

i'm running out of things to say. i knew this moment would come. i was putting it off as long as possible. i might have to actually be productive now. wait, no, that'll never happen. anyway... the end.