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In response to a reddit thread regarding replacing the word God on U.S. currency with other deities such as Zeus or the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

froderick 11 points 9 hours ago[-]

You mean every AMERICAN Atheist I'm guessing. In Australia, there is no mention of God on our currency.

Brocklesocks 16 points 3 hours ago[-]

You mean there are people outside of America??

PenName 12 points 3 hours ago[-]

Yes. There are two types of people in this world. Americans and Illegal Immigrants.

blackstar9000 8 points 3 hours ago[-]

Depends on what you mean by "people"...

tad_ghostal 7 points 3 hours ago[-]

Dingos

blackstar9000 12 points 3 hours ago* [-]

Logically, that doesn't make sense.

* P1: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
* P2: Terrorists eat children.
* Ergo, if the dingo ate your baby, dingos are terrorists.
* P3: The Cheney Clause: If there's any possibility that the dingo ate your baby, we must assume that the dingo did, in fact, eat your baby.
* C1: Dingos are terrorists.
* P4: It is wrong to torture people.
* P5: Americans have tortured terrorists.
* Ergo, if terrorists are people, then America is wrong.
* P6: America is right.
* C2: Terrorists are not people.
* QED dingos are not people.

I know that logical correction can sometimes be wounding to the ego, but I hope that you'll take it in the spirit it was offered. Unless you're a dingo, and then I hope it burns like salt in your beady little eyes.

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